are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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