god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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