He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
