Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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