Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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