There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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