their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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