Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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