i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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