just come out here and I will go home with you...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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