About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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