Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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