Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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