I'm jealous of your bromance
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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