I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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