Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
how drunk are you?
Several
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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