Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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