Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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