highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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