his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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