omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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