he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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