we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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