what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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