He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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