U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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