talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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