i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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