I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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