SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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