the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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