I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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