And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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