the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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