Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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