At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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