It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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