i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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