What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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