i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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