Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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