Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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