Your tits are I can't wait for
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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