i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
porn star boner night. come get it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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