Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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