It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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