I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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