Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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