You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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