dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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