Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
