I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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