I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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