another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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