You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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