i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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