just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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