Yo dont text me then not text me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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