Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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