dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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