Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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